Tim
Lead vocals
- Alias
- The Mouthpiece
- Weapon
- One vintage microphone
- Charges
- Disturbing the peace. Inciting a crowd to sing.
- Warning
- Will make you do the high bit.
The usual suspects
The best songs of the 70s & 80s. No intention of going quietly.
Disorganised Crime are a five-piece live band from north-west London. We take the hits everybody knows — classic rock, new wave, the odd curveball — and do them our way, with a bit more energy than is strictly necessary.
We play pubs, clubs, parties and weddings. Every gig gets judged the same way: if you’re dancing and singing along, we’ve done our job.
- Five-piece
- 70s & 80s
- Pubs · parties · weddings
Rap sheets
Gavin
Guitar & vocals
- Alias
- The Accomplice
- Weapon
- A semi-hollow six-string
- Charges
- Aiding and abetting (harmonies). Possession of riffs with intent to supply.
- Warning
- Sings and plays at the same time, which is just showing off.
Matt
Guitar & synth guitar
- Alias
- The Forger
- Weapon
- A guitar with ideas above its station
- Charges
- Breaking and entering (every solo). Impersonating a keyboard player.
- Warning
- Makes a guitar sound like a synth, then acts like nothing happened.
Paul
Bass & vocals
- Alias
- The Muscle
- Weapon
- Four strings, used with force
- Charges
- Grievous bodily rhythm. Handling stolen bass lines.
- Warning
- Keeps a close eye on the guitarists. Somebody has to.
Roy
Drums
- Alias
- The Getaway Driver
- Weapon
- Two sticks and a kick drum with our name on it
- Charges
- Assault and battery (of a snare). Keeping time and refusing to give it back.
- Warning
- Sees everything from back there. Says nothing.
